I ran across these the other night and I thought they might make someone’s day a little brighter…
Infamous Church Bullitens
Don’t let worry kill you—let the church help.
Wednesday night Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an icecream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward andd lay an egg on the alter.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.
The Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 PM. Please use the back door.
The music for today’s service was all composed by Gorge Friedrich Handel in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth.
For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and the deterioration of some older ones.
(From “Nightstand Reader, 2002).
I would be curious to hear which ones (if any) made you laugh).